- mom: *gets into car*
- me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- me: crocs
- me: auto play on blogs
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
